Meme from Lutherpunk and Anastasia

4 crushes (ones I can talk about):

1. Liz – 3rd Grade. We met at summer camp. We once thought we had made a growth enhancement drug out of baby oil and other secret ingredients. She's an environmental chemist now...


2. Katherine– 12th grade. Sophomore girl utterly wrong for me, though her poetry was good. I later learned that my mother conspired to get her as my prom date.

3. Carole – Between high school and college. She had a shampoo or something whose odor I always will remember.


4. Andrea – College. I wrote her an extremely embarassing mash note on whose account my ex-girlfriend still makes fun of me.

4 Pieces of Clothing I wish I still owned (and/or that still fit):

1. My father's Hobart wrestling shirt. It's a little too worn now.
2. My green sweater. It disappeared one night after a very good dinner with an old professor of mine.
3. My bar mitzvah suit. (The one I wore to my friends' bar mitzvot.)
4. My old field hat. Lost in the Guadalupe these three years.

4 names I’ve been called at one time or another:

1. Encyclopedia
2. Info[my name]
3. Green Pimple (a church secretary nickname as a matter of fact)
4. Godboy (there were two other Godboys...and yes, there was a Trinity reference...)

4 Professions I secretly Want to Try:

1. Judge
2. Hurricane forecaster
3. Baseball statistician (actually a friend of mine does this)
4. Television writer

4 Musicians I’d most want to go on a date with:

1. Vanessa Carlton, circa 2002
2. Kate Ryan, circa 2004
3. Kylie Minogue (whenever she appeared on Vicar of Dibley)
4. Natasha Bedingfield.

4 Foods I’d rather Throw than Eat

1. Eggplant
2. Most pork.
3. Shrimp, most of the time.
4. Brie.

4 Things I Like to Sniff

1. Olive oil.
2. Hair.
3. Bengay.
4. Clean clothes.