With apologies to Charles Stouse and Lee Adams
Boy, the way Augustine prayed
Songs to which we still parade.
Guys like us we had it made,
Those were the days.
And you know who you were then.
Men liked girls and girls liked men.
Milords we could use a man
Like Candidian again.
Didn't need (a) new attitude
Caesar gave no latitude
Gee our old councils ran great.
Those were the days.
This song is meant to be just as ironic as the original
